Video Card: nVidia GeForce 8500 / ATI Radeon HD 2600.Requires the base game Borderlands 2 in order to play. New Battles: Get in a good old fashioned bar brawl, try to survive a death race, get your gladiator on, and more.More Adventures, More Gear, and More Explosions: Explode your problems away with crazy new weapons as you fight your way through an all-new story with sidequests aplenty.Torgue as well as returning favorites Tiny Tina, Sir Hammerlock, Mad Moxxi, and more! More Characters: Raise havoc with the help of new characters like Piston and Mr.New Bosses and Enemies: Face off against hordes of new enemies and bosses including Pyro Pete, Motor Momma, Badassaurus Rex, and a blimp.More Badassitude: Immerse yourself in the Badass Crater of Badassitude and explore never-before-seen parts of Pandora.Smells of cologne, and mustaches.Borderlands 2 – Mr Torgue's Campaign of Carnage Features: (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Maya love him)" "It's succeeded in irritating me, if nothing else."I really hope he's just using this for maintenance.(when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)" "Romaburn plants don't grow out here - I'm marginally sure this is just rolled-up human flesh dipped in gasoline.(when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Maya's life)" "Everyone will tell you small lies, except the people you love, who will tell you large ones."I know almost nothing about romance, so please pretend I just said something really inspiring about the power of love."I really wish gambling wasn't so enjoyable."."Two out of twenty - much better odds."."If I end up getting whites, I might actually punch something."."Let's see how probability favors me today."."Statistically, my chances aren't great.".(on what she's going to spend prize money on)" "Oh, that's bull! I'm REALLY good at picking stuff up! (after breaking her fingers)".Does something trouble you? (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)" This area kinda smells like butts and dead people. "I came to this planet to fight, not to wait."."I'm all for meditation, but this is ridiculous.".aaand right now, it is boring the hell out of me." "Through meditation, I see everything: eternity, the whole of existence.Now I truly understand: they didn't know what the HELL they were talking about!" "The monks told me to respect silence, to treasure the moments of inaction so that combat could be even more invigorating."Twenty-seven years of training just so I could stand here and stare at nothing."."This silence reminds me of the Abbey.I imagined he would have continued speaking, had I not pulled the trigger." ![]() "I'll never forget what the Head Monk told me before I left the Abbey: "Child, you have so much left to learn" he said."Siren here, testing tes.ting - oh dear, I wanna punch myself in the throat." (when idle).oh god, hearing Jack's voice come out of me just made me throw-up in my mouth a little. "I've never considered myself an angry person, but if I have to speak with this fascist voice much longer, I will rip out my own voice box and stomp on it."The monks always said to know your enemy like you know yourself, but this voice is officially the creepiest god-damn thing ever.I wonder how it - oh God, I sound atrocious." (when receiving the voice modulator) ![]()
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